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'Godta moargein'!!

I am not happy these few days. Tired kot. Demi untuk motivate diri *chaiyo'!*, saja-saja buka emel lama untuk cari sesuatu yang lucu. At least dapat buat aku tersenyum jadilah. Ini yang aku jumpa, jom kongsi sama-sama!

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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in suprise. "You know," explained the boy. "I leaned over and went 'Psssst!' and it didn't move."

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warning the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Gylan, come in or stay out!'"

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Kids, cute huh~ dat's y we luv 'em (^_^)

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Selamat berpuasa.